Dirty Cruise Ship Jokes

Top 10 of the Funniest Cruise Jokes and Puns A cruise ship passes by a remote island and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.

Dirty cruise ship jokes. Cruise Ship Joke Back to. Peter to be admitted into heaven. And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour every hour now by following us on Twitter or liking us on Facebook.

Captain one of the passenger asks who is that man over there I have no idea the captain says but he goes nuts every year when we pass him. Who is it a passenger asks the captain. A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender Give me twenty shots of your best scotch quick The bartender pours out the shots and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can.

An elderly couple is dancing on a cruise ship when the wife falls overboard. Steve is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor that hes worried about getting real seasick. If you like these ship jokes have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

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In addition to off levels of chlorine and halogen in the water system this ship had food kept at unsafe temperatures had expired food in the. Peter shook his head sadly. We play bingo often on cruises probably too often since the last time I played at Foxwoods I stood up when I was waiting which just confused my family of non-cruisers to no end.

I have no idea. An elderly couple is dancing on a cruise ship when the wife falls overboard. This is the same ship that was used to kill my dad Then he proceeded to say.